He Row Soup Lies

[trpmods]

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✧ He Row Soup Lies ✧

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In one of the buildings in the town square - the one that once held a welcome party for the new arrivals - all signs of the feast have vanished. The scribbles on the wall now read "HE ROW SOUP LIES," accompanied by several instances of the word "ASK" in various colors and sizes. Beside that is written "us thank they!"

The tables have been replaced by one large bright pink box. The word "ASK" is also written on it multiple times.

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Here is where you can request things of the Agrii. They're very grateful for your presence and would love to do anything they can to help. Anything at all.

Just ... ASK.

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The Replicator

Ever since the Agrii sent the He-Rows to Risa, the Replicator has become a permanent fixture next to the Soup Lies box, useful for things that the Soup Lies cannot provide or may be too complicated for the Agrii to understand. Information about the full functions of the replicator are available in the game FAQ. If you have any questions not addressed there, please ask them on the FAQ.

Using the Replicator does not require you to post here.

Comments

[doubled_speed]

Blankets. Not everyone runs as hot as I do.

[trpmods]

For a long time, nothing happens. Should you look into the box, you'll find a Packet of 5 Thermal Mylar Waterproof Foil Running Blankets.

[waterwhip]

A sewing kit would be nice. Paper and writing utensils, too.

[trpmods]

Inside the box you will find a small sewing kit, containing 2 buttons, 1 needle, 1 threader, 1 safety pin and 6 colors threads.

There is also a roll of very sparkly blue wrapping paper, accompanied by a packet of crayons.

[pileofspirits]

Things to sew! Sew sew sew...

[trpmods]

When you look in the box, you will find ten cross-stitch patterns of the word "THINGS" in various fonts.

[wearingthestars]

Um, some energy bars, or something like what runners eat during races would probably be good? Please?

[trpmods]

Lucky you! You have been given 3 hexagonal crystal rods. Use them wisely.

(They are not edible.)

[alaspooryork]

Pillows.

[second link may be nsfw]

[trpmods]

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of 2 Orthopedic Donut Pillows.

And one of these.

[beenalongday]

How about some arrows? He promises not to hit anyone with them or have too many flying around.

AIR ROWS

[trpmods]

FOR HAWK GUY.

[seeingscarlet]

Hair brushes and combs? And shampoo and conditioner.

[trpmods]

The Agrii apologize for the delay! Your request is fulfilled with a brush, shampoo, and a Cordless Rechargeable Hair Clipper & Trimmer. Enjoy!

[thrawnsaide]

A datapad or some way to record information.

[trpmods]

You receive a Data pad!

[tenacy]

Some first aid kits, please. Medicine and ointment and bandages in case people get hurt.

[trpmods]

A few moments pass, and then two silver canisters with clear domed tops and a large, round clamshell compact (about the size of your palm) appear in the box.

They are accompanied by a note, which is written in crayon.



Canister one is full of a dark green, viscous liquid, and has some kind of nozzle attached to it. A bright green button glows on the outside. It looks like if you were to push this glowing green button, the thick liquid would come out of the nozzle. You would find that it smells a bit like burning plastic, and after a while you'd most likely discover that it just a little bit toxic to humans. Or a lot. Oops?

Canister two is full of a bright blue mist that is not unlike the canisters full of red mist that are in the hospital. This provides a pleasant tingling sensation when inhaled, and smells faintly of mint.

The clamshell compact contains a pale yellow substance that is about the consistency of cream cheese, but is slippery to the touch. It smells like fresh bread. Sort of like the breakfast pastry tree, come to think of it...

[frontierbashir]

Something to write with and something to write on, whether that's a tablet and stylus or paper and pen.

Also, thermal underclothes for a friend here that may get cold in these temperatures at night

[trpmods]

You get a Roman-style tablet and stylus.

FRIEND?

[kallig]

An embroidery kit would be nice. And perhaps a bag to keep supplies in.

[trpmods]

You get A COOL BAG. When you open it up, you will find it's filled with a lot of embroidery floss in many colors.

[hawk_wife]

Hunting Arrows.

[Laura chiming in for the great arrow hunt, bc why not.]

[trpmods]

HURT [Agrii sadface]

[goldenglasses]

DONUTS! I don't even care what flavor!

[trpmods]

A donut you want, A donut you shall receive

[tempredmental]

Keith asks for a notebook and a pencil to keep notes.

And a camera with film.

[trpmods]

KEEP NOTES + a PENCIL

A camera with FILM

[ladiesss]

Krista stares at the box for several minutes, thinking.

But her eventual request is simple. "Chalk."

[trpmods]

A piece of natural chalk is surely what you meant, yes?

[doubled_speed]

Twine, or something thin and strong like string. I need to tie up fresh spices and herbs.

Oh, and a plush animal toy. Like, a rabbit maybe. The sorts of things you give to kids to cuddle when they're little.

[trpmods]

For you, a can of string. [At least it glows?]

And a stuffed rabbit!

[kallig]

A notebook and a set of pens to write with.

Sewing needles, more embroidery thread, and lengths of plain fabric. Scissors too, if you can manage.

[He's not exactly getting his hopes up, here.]

[trpmods]

A notebook and a set of pens to match.

And - lucky you! An embroidery kit for beginners. There's not much in the way of fabric, but there's a lot you also didn't ask for, so maybe it evens out?

[bossofspace]

Coffee. For the love of God, coffee.

[trpmods]

One box of this appears!

[waterwhip]

Could I get some cooking utensils? A big pot made of metal that can be used to cook food. Long wooden or metal spoons to stir the food. Bowls or plates to eat with. Smaller spoons to eat with, and maybe chopsticks too. It will help feed everyone.

[waterwhip]

And oil for cooking. Or butter for frying. Please?

[happybeeps]

I can't see an X-wing fitting in this box, but uh...I could sure use one. Baring that, I'd like my droid back. BB-8. He's a BB-unit, orange and white, one of a kind.

...And if you can't do any of that...some koyo fruit?

[trpmods]

You never know ... maybe an x-wing will fit after all. Tiny you not included.

This is so helpful!

[thrawnsaide]

I would like to have a knife and some fishing string. The string would make it easier to catch fish then with a spear.

[trpmods]

KNIFE GO WITH KATARA

Fishing string!

SHARE STRING TOMMY

[unbearablynaive]

[Well aware that this is likely to get him some kind of sheer fabric, but willing to take the risk if he can get something to safely harvest the glowing wool with--]

Shears.

[trpmods]

In response, you get a drawing...

[waywardking]

Fishing tackle? And maybe something I'd be able to read?

[Are they familiar with any sort of braille? From what he's noticed, they have a tentative grasp on language in general.]

[trpmods]

A stilted voice comes over the speaker situated on the wall behind the box.

"TACK FISH IN BOX. OPEN BOX."

There is pause; however, they don't seem to necessarily be waiting for you to act, as the voice continues, "SHARE STRING ELI. KNIFE KATARA."

Then, as if they're smiling - or at least very satisfied with themselves - "READ ON COMM."

Should you check your comm, you'll find a new app has been installed, titled simply "READ," and it contains several audio books from various worlds and cultures.

[kallig]

[He's unsure what'll come of it, but still, it's a request worth making-]

Changes of clothing, including clothing fit for winter. Not only for me, but for all of us. I doubt you all wish to see us die from the chill.

[What else...] Perhaps in colors and styles similar to what everyone is already wearing. Rather than anything else.

[It's worth asking, at least.]

[trpmods]

A cheerful voice crackles over the speaker on the wall.

"YES! YES, US MAKE MANY FOR THEY. WAIT. US MAKE!"

Then, almost as an afterthought: "AL-TAIR READ LIKE NOC-TIS. READ ON COMM!"

You, too, will find a new app on your comm, titled "READ," which has several audio books from different worlds and cultures. Wait, is this a consolation prize?

[thrawnsaide]

[While this wasn't a supply request, Eli made sure to leave a plate of various food into the box. With the plate he attached a small note to it. It said Thank you for your help, and you are always welcome to stop by for more. We would like to meet you.]

[trpmods]

The plate of food is accepted.

A day or two later, the plate returns to the box, accompanied by a fist-sized hunk of pinkish-white crystalline rock, which upon further inspection appears to be ... salt?