He Row Soup Lies

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✧ He Row Soup Lies ✧

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In one of the buildings in the town square - the one that once held a welcome party for the new arrivals - all signs of the feast have vanished. The scribbles on the wall now read "HE ROW SOUP LIES," accompanied by several instances of the word "ASK" in various colors and sizes. Beside that is written "us thank they!"

The tables have been replaced by one large bright pink box. The word "ASK" is also written on it multiple times.

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Here is where you can request things of the Agrii. They're very grateful for your presence and would love to do anything they can to help. Anything at all.

Just ... ASK.

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The Replicator

Ever since the Agrii sent the He-Rows to Risa, the Replicator has become a permanent fixture next to the Soup Lies box, useful for things that the Soup Lies cannot provide or may be too complicated for the Agrii to understand. Information about the full functions of the replicator are available in the game FAQ. If you have any questions not addressed there, please ask them on the FAQ.

Using the Replicator does not require you to post here.

Comments

[doubled_speed]

Blankets. Not everyone runs as hot as I do.

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For a long time, nothing happens. Should you look into the box, you'll find a Packet of 5 Thermal Mylar Waterproof Foil Running Blankets.

[waterwhip]

A sewing kit would be nice. Paper and writing utensils, too.

[pileofspirits]

Things to sew! Sew sew sew...

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Inside the box you will find a small sewing kit, containing 2 buttons, 1 needle, 1 threader, 1 safety pin and 6 colors threads.

There is also a roll of very sparkly blue wrapping paper, accompanied by a packet of crayons.

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When you look in the box, you will find ten cross-stitch patterns of the word "THINGS" in various fonts.

[wearingthestars]

Um, some energy bars, or something like what runners eat during races would probably be good? Please?

[alaspooryork]

Pillows.

[trpmods]

Lucky you! You have been given 3 hexagonal crystal rods. Use them wisely.

(They are not edible.)

[waterwhip]

Katara writes 'thank you' on a piece of the paper she received and leaves it in the box.

[second link may be nsfw]

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Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of 2 Orthopedic Donut Pillows.

And one of these.

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[The next day, the following character appears on the wall along with the rest of the words:]

[beenalongday]

How about some arrows? He promises not to hit anyone with them or have too many flying around.

[seeingscarlet]

Hair brushes and combs? And shampoo and conditioner.

AIR ROWS

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FOR HAWK GUY.

[thrawnsaide]

A datapad or some way to record information.

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The Agrii apologize for the delay! Your request is fulfilled with a brush, shampoo, and a Cordless Rechargeable Hair Clipper & Trimmer. Enjoy!

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You receive a Data pad!

[tenacy]

Some first aid kits, please. Medicine and ointment and bandages in case people get hurt.

[frontierbashir]

Something to write with and something to write on, whether that's a tablet and stylus or paper and pen.

Also, thermal underclothes for a friend here that may get cold in these temperatures at night

[thrawnsaide]

Thank you, this will be quite useful.

[beenalongday]

All right, trying this again. The map was great, but how about actual arrows that can be fired? Like this:



(and just in case the Agrii don't want to allow actual ammunition, feel free to give him something ridiculous like toy arrows or novelty/joke arrows. heck, even Cupid arrows would be fine hahaha)

[kallig]

An embroidery kit would be nice. And perhaps a bag to keep supplies in.

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A few moments pass, and then two silver canisters with clear domed tops and a large, round clamshell compact (about the size of your palm) appear in the box.

They are accompanied by a note, which is written in crayon.



Canister one is full of a dark green, viscous liquid, and has some kind of nozzle attached to it. A bright green button glows on the outside. It looks like if you were to push this glowing green button, the thick liquid would come out of the nozzle. You would find that it smells a bit like burning plastic, and after a while you'd most likely discover that it just a little bit toxic to humans. Or a lot. Oops?

Canister two is full of a bright blue mist that is not unlike the canisters full of red mist that are in the hospital. This provides a pleasant tingling sensation when inhaled, and smells faintly of mint.

The clamshell compact contains a pale yellow substance that is about the consistency of cream cheese, but is slippery to the touch. It smells like fresh bread. Sort of like the breakfast pastry tree, come to think of it...

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[ You get these. ]

FIRED?