He Row Soup Lies

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✧ He Row Soup Lies ✧

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In one of the buildings in the town square - the one that once held a welcome party for the new arrivals - all signs of the feast have vanished. The scribbles on the wall now read "HE ROW SOUP LIES," accompanied by several instances of the word "ASK" in various colors and sizes. Beside that is written "us thank they!"

The tables have been replaced by one large bright pink box. The word "ASK" is also written on it multiple times.

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Here is where you can request things of the Agrii. They're very grateful for your presence and would love to do anything they can to help. Anything at all.

Just ... ASK.

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The Replicator

Ever since the Agrii sent the He-Rows to Risa, the Replicator has become a permanent fixture next to the Soup Lies box, useful for things that the Soup Lies cannot provide or may be too complicated for the Agrii to understand. Information about the full functions of the replicator are available in the game FAQ. If you have any questions not addressed there, please ask them on the FAQ.

Using the Replicator does not require you to post here.

Comments

[agrii]

Have another bowl of steaming hot peanut butter flavored soup.

[newmemorywhodis]

Okay - not exactly what Link was after. But Link eats it anyway, because he's not going to waste good food.

Maybe the Agrii don't know how to make Creamy Meat Soup?

So Link goes away for a bit. Carefully writes up the full recipe on a piece of paper. Then comes back, reads out the recipe out loud by the box, and then drops the paper in.

[agrii]

And more peanut butter flavored soup it is. Enjoy!

[newmemorywhodis]

Link stares.

Did they...not understand the recipe? Had Link not written them in a way that made sense?

He takes the soup - of course - and then goes away for a while. Returns the next day, this time with a bowl of Creamy Meat Soup that he just made.

He puts it in the box.

[hashtagparkerluck]

t-shirts because his is a little dirty and ripped at this point.

You know, I would have been fine to handwave this one but-

[agrii]

Here you go.

[marquisdemort]

A coffin?

[agrii]

The Agrii are very considerate given the current weather and they have learned that their He Rows like to visit the beach around this time, so enjoy!

[bluelilyblue]

Halloween decorations for everyone! Please.

[agrii]

It took the Agrii some time to figure out what this request means, but they luckily figured it out. Please enjoy this big box of very decorative plastic brains with light-up halos attached to them. There are more than enough for every He-Row in town.

[the_freak]

A bike?

Also, um...you guys good?

Whoops. This totally didn't get lost...

[agrii]

This counts, right?

The question receives no answer, however.

[stoicandsarcastic]

My bow and arrows?

[ooc; please go as ridiculous as you want with this I am not seriously asking for this man's actual canon weapons]

[trpmods]

Alec will receive a very nice Bow and Arrow Set. Fit for a He Row.

Yes, you may consider this a retroactive gift. Sorry for the delay.

[stoicandsarcastic]

ooc; this is exactly the kind of ridiculousness I was hoping for, thank you!